by waaytoomuchintothis » Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:00 pm
I once cooked two 21 pound whole pork shoulders on my grill in a driving snowstorm for 14 hours. Neighbors worried about me and kept bringing me coffee, which ruined the flagons of beer I consumed. This is what happens when your neighbors all have darling sweet good girl children who bring coffee and hugs. They adopt the crazy old neighbor to save him from himself. Eventually I dumped the coffee on bushes when they weren't looking. No problem with them ever finding out. They are probably all grandmothers by now.
Soooo, what about the salad that was demanded?