Hoosier Reflections on the passing of Labor Day

[TsgtRet]

Jeff Foxworthy said this about Indiana:
**If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Indiana.
**If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Indiana.
**If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Indiana.........
**If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Indiana.
**If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Fort Wayne for the weekend, you may live in Indiana.
**If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Indiana.
**If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Indiana.........
**If you have switched from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in Indiana.........
**If you can drive 75 mph through two feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Indiana.
**If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Indiana.
**If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Indiana.
**If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Indiana.
**If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph, you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Indiana.
**If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Indiana.
**If you know all four seasons are: Almost winter, Winter, Still winter and Road Construction, you may live in Indiana.
**If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Indiana.
**If you find 10° "a little chilly", you may live in Indiana.

[mattb]

I'm down in New Albany, Floyd County. We are the tropical southern part of Ind! Well, it's been tropical the last 10 days!

[Czar]

If you know that some of the finest, most progressive automobiles ever made in the US didn't come from Detroit, you may live in Indiana.

[sixtiesracer]

Most,if not all of the attributes listed above are the same as N.H.

[BIG E]

Yeah, that 55/80 mph thing is very similar to what happens here on Long Island at any given time or day,
driving along the many limited access highways criss-crossing this place! Temp/humidity is still about 90/90 here.
Crankin' the A/C and it barely keeps up! Whew! -- Ernie :>)

PS - Too bad the Indy Car season is over already... RIP, JW

[Z-carfan]

I believe TsgtRet, that is almost exactly what we say in the great state of Ohio... ;)

[TsgtRet]

[Z-carfan]

We won't hold that against you.
I too steer clear of playing basketball, it would not be a pretty thing.


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