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Jeff Foxworthy said this about Indiana:
**If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Indiana.
**If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Indiana.
**If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Indiana.........
**If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Indiana.
**If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Fort Wayne for the weekend, you may live in Indiana.
**If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Indiana.
**If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Indiana.........
**If you have switched from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in Indiana.........
**If you can drive 75 mph through two feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Indiana.
**If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Indiana.
**If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Indiana.
**If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Indiana.
**If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph, you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Indiana.
**If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Indiana.
**If you know all four seasons are: Almost winter, Winter, Still winter and Road Construction, you may live in Indiana.
**If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Indiana.
**If you find 10° "a little chilly", you may live in Indiana.

I'm down in New Albany, Floyd County. We are the tropical southern part of Ind! Well, it's been tropical the last 10 days!

If you know that some of the finest, most progressive automobiles ever made in the US didn't come from Detroit, you may live in Indiana.

Most,if not all of the attributes listed above are the same as N.H.

Yeah, that 55/80 mph thing is very similar to what happens here on Long Island at any given time or day,
driving along the many limited access highways criss-crossing this place! Temp/humidity is still about 90/90 here.
Crankin' the A/C and it barely keeps up! Whew! -- Ernie :>)

PS - Too bad the Indy Car season is over already... RIP, JW

I believe TsgtRet, that is almost exactly what we say in the great state of Ohio... ;)

We won't hold that against you.
I too steer clear of playing basketball, it would not be a pretty thing.


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