by waaytoomuchintothis » Mon Dec 01, 2014 2:52 pm
When we lived in Texas, there was a crazy ice storm, like nothing anyone had seen there. Everything had 4-8 inches of clear ice on it, and everything was flat on the ground from bushes to outbuildings. The huge Arizona Ash tree in my front yard split (just like your evergreen), into 4 huge tree-sized hunks, and blocked two streets. My yard was on CNN. The city of Waco borrowed rescue and utility crews from Dallas and Austin to come help. One of the big trucks full of 8 or 10 heavily shielded, helmeted guys with chain saws I probably couldn't lift came by and saw me hacking away with a an axe, and got on the radio (which was hooked up to a big speaker horn on the roof), and called it in, saying, "We're gonna stop here for a while. We've got a Paul Bunyan out here!" They very kindly, but firmly, escorted me me inside the house and went at it. It sounded like a young war outside for half an hour, and when they came to knock on the front door to tell me it was "all clear" and I could safely come out of the house, it was all piled up like cordwood at the street curb on two sides, ready for pickup, in rows 100 feet long and three logs high. The only things still in my yard were the wedge cuts I made with my axe, and the twigs broken off by the treefall. I couldn't believe how fast they worked. I barely got out of the house fast enough to thank them before they took off to save someone else's day. I know its not much beside what people in snow belt areas see, but I'm still very grateful for those guys so I tell the story whenever I can.
The next week, the big piles of wood were still there, of course, and my UPS guy asked if I would let he and his brother haul it off for firewood. I said yes, but Arizona Ash is junk wood, not worth anything as firewood. He siad they didn't care and would take everything but the Mimosa, which is very dangerous to burn, and it produces a poison gas when burned. The Mimosa was a tiny pile, so I happily said yes, and they came at 3pm that afternoon. They were hauling it away two pickup truck loads at a time for hours, finishing around 11pm that night. That night, some idiot came by and stole the pile of Mimosa! I had the only yard on the block that was clear for weeks until the utility and refuse people got everyone else's.