Inaugural Tourist Trophy presented by SCC Canada

[Cgyracer]

Make sure you get your summer haircut Ken....its going to be a scorcher of an August!

Rob

[Giddyup]

...and don’t worry about a sun burn Ken.....Pauly has volunteered to personally lube you up with sunscreen :text-nocomment:

[ken weir]

That does not sound good. We will wrap him in WINE TIME FLAGS.

[Audi1]

Good idea!

Allan

[Giddyup]

Wine Time Flags? Ken, I heard you guys were a little "off" but this confirms it!

T-minus 40 days until race day. Still lots of behind the scenes action on the planning side. But there is a light at the end of the tunnel!

Sounds like the Butcher's KSCC1 aka Team ‘Eh has their race stable in order after a little track testing. KSCC2 aka Team BEER aka Team Motley Brew appears to be well positioned with cars at the ready.

RMR is slowly reversing the curse with marginal progress of its Turd-ota while Vancouver denies all knowledge of the “Fake News” surrounding the orange fleet of Jager Bombs rolling off its assembly line. No one know if GVSCC’s South African sweat shop ever closes….

Meanwhile, in a galaxy far far away, GETCARS remains radio silent on their builds, hoping to catch us all of guard and overthrow the BC socialists, er….I mean socialites.

Speaking of which, Ken I have heard your crew has some strange racing customs? I have it on good authority from some of the locals that KSCC has certain racing customs that must be observed. So everyone, please keep these in mind, and be sure to practice before race day.

KSCC Rule #6: It is illegal to race with your hands inside your pants, without a smile on your face.

KSCC Rule #27: Yelling at the marshals is permitted, only with the condition that a driver must simultaneously drop their pants to signal the marshal.

KSCC Rule #49: It is legal to squeeze another man’s trigger, provided your hands embrace only after deep & meaningful eye contact.

KSCC Rule #71: Marshals shall be trained in the art of lane colours, by colouring inside the lines.

Stay tuned! Interesting times ahead indeed :?:

[ken weir]

Funny Tom how all the rules you posted seem to apply to Paul and Kenny Wong!!!!

[F1Fan]

It appears that the competition is well ahead of Team Moose (GVSCC) in their preparation for this event.

I am only on page #2 of the 499 page "rule bible" that Tom provided..... ;)

The local retailer of my "for medical-purpose-only" Jagermeister, decided to step forward with a substantial sponsorship for our team, and it is taking a bit of time to paint the cars in the required Jagie livery!

Making slow, but steady progress....maybe a smarter person than me would have focused on the go-faster-running-parts, but I am convinced that this livery will reduce our lap time by at least .75s over a stock livery!! (if not, we will take advantage of the sponsor's supplied product and feel no pain!) :D

Chris

[SuperSlab]

Wow Chris, in looking at these paint jobs I am afraid my lap times will probably be 0.75 seconds SLOWER as I would hate to crash something this pretty!

Absolutely on par with your typical excellent paint jobs and I am sure you will do your usual stellar job on the go-faster bits. Just think of this as another proxy and I know we will end up with GREAT cars!

Well done and thanks.

Your grateful (and useless....) team partner Alwyn

[Giddyup]

Oh Ken....you miss us! :lol:

Wow, Chris - superb work! :text-bravo:

If you can get some side profile pics with the body on chassis, preferably with a white backdrop...I'll update the Spotters Guide. Speaking of which here is the current version:



But seriously, you should add another sponsor: Red Bull....think Jager Bomb :shhh:

After watching that orange blur for 3 hrs, Team Moose will be in desparate need of Alwyn's meds...speaking of meds, ours are finally kicking in to cure our Turdota. Slow but steady progress to make silk purse out of a sows ear :pray:

[F1Fan]

[Giddyup]

[ken weir]

Oh Tom. You could always trash talk with the best of them!! As for your TURD-OTA..No one in Kelowna is believing that line of Turdisim for a second. Rob and I have let all our racers know how well you can set up a car and than drive the TURD out of it. So lets get it on.

[Giddyup]

[Beast Lee]

Hope you gents are ready for us, as we're taking this event very serious... :scared-eek:

[ken weir]

Ron..It's nice to see the crew from GETCARS come out of the weeds. Your group has been WAY to silent for us to not respect how serious you must be taking this. Rumor has it that several of your members may defect to "OUR SIDE" :clap: if you fail to take the TT Trophy back to Dead-Men-Chuck.