by waaytoomuchintothis » Tue Oct 02, 2018 8:26 pm
When I was in the seventh grade, in Industrial Arts (Shop) class, one of my classmates called my shoeshine box "mediocre". I am sure he only recently learned the word, and knowing that he was completely capable of fending off anything I threw at him, pronounced my work mediocre with a sneer that would have made a statue cry for shame. The Shop teacher, a very fine woodworker who gave his time to the school after he retired from his boatyard business, came over to look at my project, and spoke to me in low tones so no one else could hear.
"Son, you did fine on this. Its just a box. And you built a good, square, solid box that will last a long time."
"But it is kinda shabby", I said, biting my lip.
"Let me tell you what mediocre means. Medi is half, halfway the distance. And ocre means mountain. So what is halfway over a mountain? The TOP!" So there."
At this point, let me say that whereas "medi" can mean halfway, it is undeniable that "ocre" means yellow. He was a fine man, and well-intentioned, but it didn't occur to him that I would go directly to the library and look it up. So, my colleagues, here's to being half-yellow.