by waaytoomuchintothis » Wed Dec 12, 2012 9:30 pm
When I retired and moved out in the country, I got all filled with country air and flowers and trees and 2 weeks at a time between seeing someone who wasn't my own family, and decided for some reason to grow my hair long one last time. At first, it was fun and nostalgic, and not much bother at all. I decided to go ahead with this entertainment, until one day I saw the top and back of my head in a double mirror my wife uses. My luxurious long hair was growing only from the sides and the back of my neck, because I had become bald on top and hadn't noticed! I looked like some kind of weird monk! Short hair ever since, needless to say. My hats fit better, too.