Really? It's Christmas, the season of Goodwill to all! How about throwing the dog a bone? 3 laps, really 3 laps!
At least I found a nice dress, I think it will match the colour of my eyes and show off my shoulders, always a bridesmaid, never a bride!

Surrounded by Australians, do you know how hard that is for a South African born boy? Even in 4th place, another Wallaby! All I can say is, Marmite rocks, Vegamite sucks!
All kidding aside, congratulations to everyone that is pleased with their result!!