by waaytoomuchintothis » Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:08 pm
It was my first year, and they told me, "This is Kentucky- don't preach about whiskey, don't preach about tobacco, and don't preach longer than 17 minutes, 'cause the game is on at noon."
"Fine, I thought. I can have a good smoke on my pipe on the drive home, and sit in the yard and sip a tasty beverage before I have to study."