by waaytoomuchintothis » Sat Jun 01, 2013 5:16 pm
We do understand that Aussies would welcome a toad choker for certain kinds of toads, Embs...
Has anyone ever checked to see if those monsters are safely edible? That's some serious frog legs for pan frying you got there. Then you have to figure out what to do with all the frog torsos... When I was a boy on the bayou, we left them out for the 'gators, but our toad frogs weren't poisonous.
Aw, David... You ain't heard nuthin' yet. We could teach you how to prepare chitlin's two ways- stump whupped and creek slung. We'll teach you how much HI-Life to mix into a #3 washtub of butterpeas to kill all the weevils and still not make you sick. How about how to train a mule that used to belong to someone else? ...the true meaning of a "cool water sandwich"? ... rag bologna and coon cheese for lunch? What is dinner, what is supper? Do country preachers really prefer fried chicken for Sunday dinner? Ah, grasshopper, we can teach you much about the old country talk. Most of it will cause rolling on the floor and hoohahs!