by Wolseley Hornet » Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:00 am
There used to be bars in London (well before my time,I hasten to say), where attractive young women would allow you to buy them drinks.(Actually you didn't have any choice,unless you wanted to debate the issues with the large and threatening heavies who provided security).
They had orange juice: but when the bill came,you discovered it had actually been champagne!
These were colloquially known as "Clip Joints".
I sometimes think that these big computer firms are simply running Electronic Clip Joints.
The only difference between them being the attractiveness of the girls - and the price!
You have to have the latest shiny box, which they just happen to have developed with your welfare in mind; and if you want to use any of the other shiny boxes they offer (purely for your benefit), with the shiny box you just bought last year - at the very least you'll have to buy a new operating system. Or you may just have to face the reality that last year's shiny box is now so out of date that the only thing for a sensible person to do is scrap it and buy a completely new one!
There, Bibbster, I've done the rant for you.
And damn, doesn't it feel better.
And that's probably my chance of ever getting a visitor's visa gone West as well !
David.