"Hello, I'm from the 'Nanny State Protect You From Yourself' agency and we're here to shut you down for the following violations: :naughty:
1)No rollover or seatbelt protection for vehicle operators :shock:
2)Poor crowd control :?
3)Lack of complete fencing for crowd protection :shhh:
4)Sharp metal edges on existing fencing :roll:
5)Dangerous member of crowd on left waiting to hit drivers with fishing pole :twisted:
6)Poor parking control :hand:
7)Some idiot standing in front of the field, waving a rag, trying to get run over! :shifty: