That's the funniest dang thing I have seen in months!
And I believe it might be true, too. By the way, that Bible he's talking about is a very popular large print edition of the NIV (New International Version) in Texas (publisher in Houston sells thousands of them). You can recognize it from 50 feet away by the distinctive shape and color of the outside covering. I can just see some old lady hammering a guy with one. Its big, but not very heavy, so it would be insanely funny to see her swing it down on the guy. Oddly, having lived in Texas for 11 years, it really doesn't seem unusual that someone would use a Bible for a weapon there. You would have to be there with them to understand it, but its completely reasonable that it could have happened just that way.